Wednesday, April 25, 2007

More Murphese

"Bitterman" - adj: a result or incident seeming particularly tailored to be the opposite of a desired result or incident; the correct term for the so-called "ironic" occurrences in the Alanis Morissette song. Origin: American men from the state of Iowa disposed to wounding of Murphy women's egos.

"Cow" - n: a stack of hay.

"Cow with raincoat" - n: a stack of hay wrapped in a tarp or other weather protectant binding.

"Haystack" - n: a domestic bovine animal commonly seen in farm pastures along midwestern highways.

"Sooz, Suz, Gunky, Sisco" - proper n: She Who Shall Not Miss Neither Book Fair Nor Opportunity To Purchase A Baby Afghan Pattern Book.

"George Baha Doodah Fred" and "Fred Baha Doodah George" - proper n: Cuddly puppy stuffed animals ideally suited to befriend the tortured younger sisters of elder Murphy terrorists.


Stephanie said...

Yay! Cows and haystacks immortalized forever. Or at least as long as this webhost is complementary, I presume.

Mel said...

Yes, but the real question is do you still have Fred & George??? LOVE YOU!!! -M