Wednesday, April 25, 2007

More Murphese

"Bitterman" - adj: a result or incident seeming particularly tailored to be the opposite of a desired result or incident; the correct term for the so-called "ironic" occurrences in the Alanis Morissette song. Origin: American men from the state of Iowa disposed to wounding of Murphy women's egos.

"Cow" - n: a stack of hay.

"Cow with raincoat" - n: a stack of hay wrapped in a tarp or other weather protectant binding.

"Haystack" - n: a domestic bovine animal commonly seen in farm pastures along midwestern highways.

"Sooz, Suz, Gunky, Sisco" - proper n: She Who Shall Not Miss Neither Book Fair Nor Opportunity To Purchase A Baby Afghan Pattern Book.

"George Baha Doodah Fred" and "Fred Baha Doodah George" - proper n: Cuddly puppy stuffed animals ideally suited to befriend the tortured younger sisters of elder Murphy terrorists.

2 comments:

Stephanie said...

Yay! Cows and haystacks immortalized forever. Or at least as long as this webhost is complementary, I presume.

Mel said...

Yes, but the real question is do you still have Fred & George??? LOVE YOU!!! -M